My name is Elena. Hello.
(formerly girlwithclaws)

(Source: thefrogman)

(Source: djklzonez)

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

rabioheab:

it appears that you have given birth to a beautiful baby balloon and you didn’t even have to go through labour because it was just sitting under your shirt for some reason. wait a minute 

reimaginethestars:

Disney, please tell me this is some kind of cruel sick joke.

reimaginethestars:

Disney, please tell me this is some kind of cruel sick joke.

a-pariah:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

nvm

image

found her

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

loudbelly:

hey there fellow students can I copy your homework i ate mine

loudbelly:

hey there fellow students can I copy your homework i ate mine

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

drarna:

REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH

fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

smaugwithablog:

threepalaces:

saywheeeeee:

baker-street-ashtray:

juliaverity:

I just can’t believe this wasn’t intentional. I just can’t…

I CONCUR.

HOW IN THE FUCKOENIFVAOINV:SALK

those fuckers

#i bet ben was like #”do you really want to do this #i think it might kill them”

smaugwithablog:

threepalaces:

saywheeeeee:

baker-street-ashtray:

juliaverity:

I just can’t believe this wasn’t intentional. I just can’t…

I CONCUR.

HOW IN THE FUCKOENIFVAOINV:SALK

those fuckers

#i bet ben was like #”do you really want to do this #i think it might kill them”

(Source: amypoehler)